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Equations!
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Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy Therefore: Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work In other words, A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works. ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++ Equation 2 Man = eat + sleep + earn money Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Man = Donkey + earn money Therefore: Man-earn money = Donkey In other words Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ + Equation 3 Woman= eat + sleep + spend Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Woman = Donkey + spend Woman - spend = Donkey In other words, Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ + |
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend
So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!
So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money
Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
PLEASE IGNORE IF U R MARRIED.....
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FROM FIRST EQUATION IT IS CLEAR HUMAN= MAN+WOMAN
FROM ALL EQUATIONS DONKEY = EAT+ SLEEP+WORK(TOGETHER WITH HUMAN) THEN HUMAN= DONKEY
WORK= EARNING MONEY
MONEY= SPENDING
FOR THAT THE EQUATION HAS BEEN APPROVED FROM EARLY BEGINNING
THAT'S IT
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FROM FIRST EQUATION IT IS CLEAR HUMAN= MAN+WOMAN
FROM ALL EQUATIONS DONKEY = EAT+ SLEEP+WORK(TOGETHER WITH HUMAN) THEN HUMAN= DONKEY
WORK= EARNING MONEY
MONEY= SPENDING
FOR THAT THE EQUATION HAS BEEN APPROVED FROM EARLY BEGINNING
THAT'S IT
تقبل مروري بوغادة
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